There’s probably a chance you’ve heard of a “pick me” girl, which Urban Dictionary defines as “a girl who seeks male validation by indirectly or directly insinuating that she is ‘not like the other girls.'” Picture a woman who constantly talks about how she loves sports and always says she prefers to hang out with men more because “girls are just too much drama.”
But I’m here to say that the pick-me phenomenon is not isolated to one gender! Pick-me guys are definitely a thing, and here are 14 frustrating screenshots to prove it:
1.This pick-me who tried to seal the deal by sending a pic of his bank account:
2.This pick-me who literally said, “I’m not like most guys”:
3.This pick-me who waxed poetic about how he can’t get a date even though he’d “spoil” them:
4.This pick-me who claimed to be “genuinely kind” and then was very unkind:
5.This pick-me who really tried to flex and got shut down immediately:
6.This pick-me who somehow got upset about getting out of a chore, and then spewed some serious hatred:
7.This pick-me who thinks they’re both “lovely” and a “hero”:
8.This pick-me who took their birthday as an opportunity to whine about the fact that they’re still single:
9.This pick-me who tried to convince women to choose him over the “guys who treat you bad”:
10.This pick-me who absolutely lost it after being left on read:
11.This pick-me who’s “really not bragging” but is definitely bragging:
12.This “pick me” who felt very, very overlooked:
13.This pick-me who claimed he’s “not even like most men” and then immediately admitted to objectifying women:
14.And finally, this pick-me who definitely isn’t telling the whole story:
Do you have some “pick-me guy” stories you’d like to share? Drop them in the comments.
